Pokémon: Simulated Life as a Pokémon

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Good news: I’m in the Pokémon world. Bad news: I *am* a Pokémon ꒦ິ^꒦ິ. First life: Reborn as a Weedle outside a forest, struggling to survive in a beastly era. Second life: Reborn as a highly popular, high-potential Pokémon, but chased and beaten out of the forest by my former Beedrill comrades. Third life: A Flying-type Pokémon, but I fell off a cliff. Fourth life: A Water-type Pokémon who can’t swim, nearly drowning until saved by Misty. Fifth life: Becoming Cynthia’s Pokémon, helping my wife win the Sinnoh Championship. … Gradually, I lost count of my reincarnations. All I know is that even Arceus would have to be polite when meeting me now.