Mystery: The Little Witch Refuses to Slack Off

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Listen, I swear I have nothing to do with the Witch Cult. Yes, I’m on the Assassin Path, and yes, I used to be a man, but I didn’t intentionally drink the 'Witch' potion—wait, no one forced me to drink it, and I didn’t want to change either! I snatched the potion from a Witch Cult member’s mouth—how was I supposed to know that advancing to 'Instigator' would have this effect? Colonel, please believe me, I’ve lived upright and earned everything—money, status, honor—through my own hands. Who doesn’t know I’ve served the kingdom? Let me see the king! The wise King George III personally awarded me a medal—Hey, no, that’s prejudice! I didn’t bewitch the king, and there’s no shady deal—that’s what witches do, I’m a proper female knight—What?! What do you mean 'only'...